We understand that Sir Michael is charging thirtyfive members of ONeill's government with contempt of court this week, and that this includes all the usual suspects with Rolex watches, who , in some cases, still have orange jumpsuits in their closets somewhere---but we are personally very concerned that Tiffany Twivey (who may escape the charge as they appear to have misspelled her name as Tiffanney---for which we counter-charge with an F for spelling folks) will have to experience a fashion transition no woman in her right mind should ever consider (except of course if you are Lindsay Lohan). We have threrefore been trolling softporn sites and other illustrations of more glamorous garb for girl prisoners in the hopes of inspiring a seamstress somewhere to come to poor Tiff's aid right away. Some options are below, and we might also suggest that each one of these would look very nice with Tiff's abbreviated white court wig (for lack of better accessories). Handcuffs are probably optional (as William Kapris). We are open to suggestions on shoes and cap.